You're getting old when...

• Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect!
• Going out is good. Coming home is better!
• When people say "You look great"...they add, "For your age!"
• You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ... especially golf.
• The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
• Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.
• You forget names, but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
• The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do…