There is a silly story about a man who walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." 

The bartender asks, "You want them both now or one at a time?" 

The guy says, "Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a 3-inch-high man out of his pocket. 

The bartender asks, "He can drink?" 

"Oh, sure," says the man, "…