One of America's favorite pastimes is making excuses. We all love to make them, and some people are especially creative in cooking up excuses when they are in the kitchen of trouble. The following are some true excuses offered to police officers in relation to automobile accidents. I think you will find them interesting:

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and then disappeared."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

"The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve several times before I finally hit him."

This one, I believe, is my all-time favorite:

"She backed into me as we were going in opposite directions."

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