To encourage both the faithful and unfaithful to attend church this year, every Sunday will be a "No Excuse Sunday" and the following will be provided:
Cots will be placed in the vestibule for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep."
Murine will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV too late on Saturday night.
There will be steel helmets for those who say, "Th…
Wheaton: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc., Illustrations Unlimited, by Editor James S. Hewett