Theme: See the signs — they’re very clear

Characters:
Detective Joe Clue
Damis (Joe’s pregnant wife)

Tone: Humorous

Setting/Props:
Kitchen table
Flowers in a vase
Two or three chairs
Coffee pot
Radio
Knitting needles
Yarn
Couch
Baby clothes

Approximate time: 5 minutes

Damis: (talking to herself) Ooooh. Morning comes too soon. I’ll fix myself some coffee. Maybe some java will wake me up and get me going. I think I’ll fix myself a little cream of wheat, too. Maybe it’ll settle my touchy stomach — ooooh. (holds stomach) Guess I’ll make some coffee for Joe, too. Heard on the police scanner last night that he investigated that homicide at Ringo’s Bar. Wonder what happened? So much violence nowadays. I worry about Joe. But he’s good. Loves his work. So focused. (looks offstage) Say, Joe, ho…