For many years men dominated the world of humor. But today, as in most fields, women are making their mark. Here are some oneliners from various famous women. The first one is from singer Dolly Parton.

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes," says Dolly, "because I know I'm not dumb . . . and I also know that I'm not blonde."

Here's one from Erma Bombeck.: "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

"I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on." That's from Roseanne Barr

"I thinktherefore I'm single." Lizz Winstead

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." Elayne Boosler

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." Maryon Pearson

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you …