Mugwumps ... elusive ... unforgettable. An experience everyone should have at least once. As a TV ad might say, it’s something you’ll return to many times in your mind. But how do we know Mugwumps? What do they look like? Where do they live? How do they spend their leisure time? These are questions we could expect from someone like Sherlock Holmes if we asked him and friend Watson to track them down for us, so let’s work up a description.

Mugwumps come in several shapes and sizes. They seem to thrive in both polar and tropical regions and have the capacity to move swiftly and undetected. Their great strength enables them to control the areas they inhabit. In the past, they have been known to have large stockholdings in such corporations as Good, Right, and Proper, Inc.; Tradition Unlimite…