The story’s told about a Chinese gentleman who was visiting the United States. His hosts took him to play golf. This was a new experience for him.

When he returned to China, a friend asked what he had done in the United States. He replied, “I played most interesting game. I hit a little white ball with a long stick in a large cow pasture.

“What’s this game called?” asked his friend.

The Chinese gentleman thought for a minute and replied, “I think it’s called, ‘Oh, no!’” Some of us may have played the game of “Oh, no!” on the golf course too.

It reminds me of a certain golfer who told his caddie that he would move Heaven and earth to be able to break one hundred on the golf course.

The caddie, who had gone eighteen agonizing holes with this poor guy, replied, “Well, you better start tr…