Maybe you've heard about the absent minded professor. One day he and his wife were leaving church. The professor confronted his wife: "Ah-ha! So who is absent-minded now? You forgot your umbrella and left it in church, but I remembered mine and I picked up yours, too." His wife set him straight: "That's fine, dear, but the trouble is, neither you nor I brought an umbrella to church today!"

The next morning his wife reminded her absent minded husband: "Now, don't forget we're moving today. If you come to this house this afternoon it will be empty." You guessed it, the professor forgot until he came home from school to find the house empty. He mumbled to himself, "I wonder where we were moving to?"

As he walked back outside, he saw a little girl and asked her, "Did you see a moving van her…