John and Ruth Jones were celebrating the 4th of July by having their extended family over for a cookout. They had planned a spectacular home fireworks display--even though fireworks were illegal in their state.
A relative called at the last minute to ask if he could bring a friend to the cookout. John and Ruth graciously said yes. The friend turned out to be a police officer.
What were John and Ruth to do? John quietly whispered to their son, John, Jr., "Hide the fireworks--quick." That is no surprise. If you are doing something illegal, you probably would not want a police officer to be present.
So, young John disappeared to do as he was instructed. John and Ruth began greeting their family members including their police officer guest. One extended family member brought some chicken to…