In everything do to others as you would have them do to you....-- Matthew 7:12

Everybody's got pet peeves -- annoying things that you'd correct or eliminate from the face of the earth if you were Director of the Universe.

While I'm particularly peeved by restaurants that charge extra for blue cheese dressing and refills and people who are fortunate enough to have just enough paper in the duplicating machine or staples in the stapler so they didn't even know they were empty when I showed up at 4 a.m. to use them and political partisans who like the odds of fooling all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time and courses like Augusta National which are harder to get into than heaven, there are two pet peeves at the top of my hit list.

Before I mention number t…