Recently, three men were nervously waiting in the Father's room at the Good Samaritan Hospital as their wives prepared to give births to their first children. The men were too scared to go in.
Soon the head nurse arrived with good news from the birthing rooms. She said to the first father-to-be, "Sir, you are a father of twins!"
"That's great," he said. "I'm a baseball player and I am going to sign a contract with the Minnesota Twins. This will be good press."
Soon, the nurse arrived and said to the second father-to-be, "Sir, you are the father of triplets."
"Fantastic," he said, "because I work for the 3M Company. This will be great press."
The third father-to-be got up and ran out of the room. He was moving so fast that he did not bother to take the elevator. Finally, the nurse yelled out the window as the man entered the nearby parking lot. The nurse cried out, "What's wrong? Where are you going?"
He said, "I've got to resign real fast. I am Vice-President of Seven-up!"
That poor father-to-be was feeling a might bit overwhelmed. I suppose many people feel that way especially during the Christmas season. They are ready to tender their resignation from it all; ready to "hang it up."