Since today is Mother’s Day, I thought I would begin with a list someone has made which they have called “Murphy’s Laws of Parenting.” See if you can identify with any of these:
- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.
- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.
- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
- Toys multiply to fill any space available.
- Yours is always the only child who doesn’t behave.
- If the shoe fits . . . it’s expensive.
- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.
Do any of these strike home?
It isn’t easy being a Mom. I chuckled …
ChristianGlobe Networks, Inc., Dynamic Preaching Sermons Second Quarter 2011, by King Duncan