Here's a sampling of ads taken out by family and lovers:

CA: The Stockton Record. Bill: Roses are red, violets are blue, most men are slime, except for you. Tina

CONN.: New Haven Register. Dad: We love you (more allowance) simply for yourself. We (new toys) don't ask for anything (Disneyland) from you other than (Nintendo) your love and understanding. Love, Kerri & Evan.

FLA.: Florida Today. Roses are red, violets are blue, stop the OVERTIME, or I'll divorce you. Love, Marion.

LA.: News-Star-World (Monroe). Allen: Roses are red, carnations are pink, I love you ''…