Let's see, if you followed the advice of all the Super Bowl commercials, if you're a guy, you get up, shave with your Schick Quattro, jump in your State Farm insured pickup truck with the Michellin tires and the Garmin GPS navigation system. You head to your job which you found through Career Builder, wearing a VanHuesen shirt and Izod pants. You get to the office, fire up your HP computer and get on the internet through Sprint's wireless network so you can register your company's IP address through GoDaddy.com. In the mean time, you call Fed Ex on your T-Mobile phone so they can take your company's important papers to Chase.

After work you drop off the movies you got in the mail at the local Blockbuster, head home and spend some time checking your investments on eTrade while drinking a …