No modern society would be complete without a listing of some of the jokes that start off - How many _____ does it take to screw in a light bulb?:

• How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb? Four: one to screw in the new one, and three to sing about the old one.
• How many Virginians? Three: one to hold the ladder, one to screw in the bulb, and one highly refined lady to remark how much lovelier the old bulb was.
• How many Oregonians? Forty-two: one to hold the ladder, one to screw in the bulb, and forty to draft the environmental impact statement.
• How many New Yorkers? A hundred and two: One to hold the ladder, one to screw in the bulb, and one hundred cops to make sure the first two aren't mugged.
• How many New Yorkers? Two hundred and one: One to do it and two hundr…