A man was sitting at the breakfast table reading his newspaper when his wife breezed through the kitchen, gave him a light kiss on the cheek and said matter-of-factly, "I'll bet you've forgotten what day this is."

The husband answered defensively, "I have not!" He went back to reading the paper while she rushed upstairs to finish getting ready.

All the way to work it bugged him, "What day is this?" He knew she was very sensitive about his forgetting Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and other special occasions. But for the life of him he could not think what day this was. He decided he'd better not take any chances. Driving home he stopped and purchased a box of candy, a dozen roses and a gift-wrapped bottle of her favorite perfume. Opening the door he rushed into the kitchen where she was…