H. Jackson Brown, the author of "Life's Little Instruction Book" wrote a list of hilarious bits of "Kid Wisdom".

• When your mother is mad and asks, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her.
• You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.
• You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.
• It's no fun to stay up all night if your parents don't care.
• You should not be the first one to fall asleep at a slumb…