An aging Jew was crossing the street in front of a Roman Catholic church. He was knocked down by a hit-and-run driver. As he lay there, half conscious, a priest hurried out, and prepared to administer the last rites. "Do you believe in God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Ghost?" the priest asked.

"I'm dying," cried the old man, "and he's asking me riddles!"

Peppermint Patty steps up to the store counter in a PEANUTS cartoon. She says, "Yes, sir . . . I need some school supplies . . . some pencils, some paper, a loose-leaf binder . . . and some answers . . . I need a lot of answers . . . ." Don't we all?

I like the way Arnold Willis puts it: "A cannibal," he says, "is a man who loves his fellowman ” with gravy. He shows his hospitality by having people for dinner. It is hard to…