Cathy and her boyfriend, Irving, who is a golfing fanatic, are on vacation. They are on the golf course.
Cathy: Here's your ball, Irving! It was over in the weeds!
Irving: AACK! You moved the ball! You're not allowed to move the ball, Cathy!
Cathy: Who cares? We're the only ones out here!
Irving: It's against the rules! You can't break the rules!!
Cathy: You hate rules!
Irving: But this is a SPORT! It's no fun without rules! It's pointless unless everyone plays by the exact same rules!
As Irving walks away, Cathy follows after, writing in her notebook, "To do after vacation. Get relationships declared a "sport" and print up rule book for all the men." (1)
Not everyone in this room is a sports fan. I recognize that. There are some of us who cannot even understand the almost patholog…