Animation: a skunk (if you dare) or a stuffed animal that looks like a skunk [don’t show them what’s in the cage until they come up to see]

I have here a friend I’ve brought with me today. He’s here in this cage, and I’m going to take him out for a bit. Come on up some of you.

Here he is. His name is Sandy. [Take the skunk out of the cage ….make sure it’s a de-fumed one J….and hold him out to those gathered]

What! You are backing away. You don’t want to hold this skunk?

[Walk down the aisles with him holding him out to various people.]

No one wants to pet this little friend?

Well, I admit, this little guy does have a little B.O. problem. But would you bring him to your dinner table? What? No? Why not?

He belongs outside someone said. I see.

Well,…..I’ve brought this fellow here tod…