The Church of England put out a list of children's answers to various Biblical questions:

• Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
• Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsey that he made him a cardigan.
• The fifth commandment is: Humor thy father and mother.
• When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
• Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
• Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
• Christians can have only one wife. This is called monotony.
• The Pope lives in a vacuum.
• Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
• Today, wild beasts are confined to Theological Gardens.
• The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
• A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
• Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac begat Jacob, and Jacob begat twelve partridges.
• The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so St. Paul got stoned.
• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
• It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.