Questions concerning love and wisdom were posed to a group of children, ages five to ten. Their answers were remarkably astute and very enlightening, once again proving that all we need to know we probably learned in Kindergarten.

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

• On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. (Mike, 10)
• Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love. (Craig, 9)
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food. (Brad, 8)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

• You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ''cause she''ll want to have videos of the wedding. (Jim, 10…