Object: A cork, tub, or pan of water. (It would be good to have enough small corks to pass out).

Good morning to you, boys and girls. I say that to you every week, don’t I? Maybe you could help me find something new to say. In the New Testament they sometimes said, "Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ," or "Grace be to you." Well, anyway, maybe you will help me find something new to say to you.

Has anybody ever called you a cork? You heard me right, has anyone said to you, "Hi, Cork?" No? Well, that’s what I’m going to call you. All of you. O.K.? "Hi, Corks." Now let me tell you why I want to call you corks.

Do you see this big tub of water that …