I want to share with you some headlines that actually ran on the front page of American newspapers. Again, as Rush Limbaugh would say I am not making these up:

"Something went wrong in Jet crash, expert says"

"Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers"

"Plane too close to ground crash probe told"

"Minors refuse to work after death"

"If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while"

"Cold wave linked to temperatures"

"Couple slain: Police suspect Homicide"

"New study of obesity looks for larger test group"

"Typhoon rips through cemetery: hundreds dead"

Now those headlines are humorous, but there is one headline I wish would run across every newspaper in the world that would be both heavenly, holy, and, quite frankly, extremely helpful. The headline would simply say: Jesus i…