How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity In The Workplace...
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same clothes. Wear each outfit one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
- Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
- Send email to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. Fo…
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