There's an old story that has any number of versions, but it seems while reading her Bible on a public bus, a belligerent man confronted a rather bashful Christian girl. With disdain he asked if she believed everything in the Bible. She said she did.

The guy rolled his eyes and said, "If you believe EVERYTHING in the Bible, then explain to me how Jonah lived for three days in the belly of a whale!"

The young woman answered, "I don't really know, but I believe he did."

The guy became even more agitated. "Look, Lady, you should be able to explain what you believe!"

She respectfully and quietly repeated her inability to know exactly how Jonah survived. She talked about it all being a matter of faith but that wanted enough. This guy just kept pushing until finally she said, "Well, I gu…