Object: An autographed picture of Miss Piggy

Good morning, boys and girls. I would like you to meet one of my favorite people. You probably all know her name, don't you? (Let them answer.) That's right. It's Miss Piggy. Did you know that some people have started a Miss Piggy fan club? One year when all the prizes were given out for the best actress of the year, some people wanted Miss Piggy to win for her part in the Muppet Movie. Are you big fans of Miss Piggy? (Let them answer.) A long time ago when Roy Rogers was still making cowboy movies, you could join the Roy Rogers' fan club. Every Saturday the movie theater would have a special showing of those Roy Rogers' cowboy movies and all…