Many of us can sympathize with a man in Vancouver, Wash., who was ready to decorate his house for Christmas. Unfortunately, when the lights were put away the year before, they were simply tossed into the garage with no attempt to store them so they wouldn't tangle. And so he began one of life's most arduous tasks--untangling Christmas tree lights. As he was trying to untangle them in the driveway, his daughter arrived home in the family car and promptly drove over them. This brought this man to the breaking point. He told his wife not to be alarmed. Then he sent his daughter across the street where a police officer lived to tell him to also disregard what he would be hearing in a few moments. And then he got his gun and began firing wildly into the ground. Later, under arrest for reckless …