"Five Things Christians Should Never Say," #5

A would-be burglar in Pennsauken, N.J. needed to make sure the door to the company he was looting wouldn't fully close while he was burgling the place, so he stuck a piece of paper in the door. The piece of paper was a traffic ticket he'd been issued for driving with a cracked windshield. Police found the ticket, with a name and address on it, still in the door the next day, which proved helpful in their pursuit of the burglar, who was arrested at his home in Camden a little while later.

You have to feel sorry for the poor fellow. A car with a cracked windshield--and a brain that didn't function too well, either.

A suspected drug buyer in Bend, Oregon was trying to reach his dealer. He punched in what he thought was the proper number on his …