Some newspapers carry a little cartoon called ZIGGY. Ziggy is one of those for whom life never seems to work out right. For instance in one cartoon, Ziggy sits in his chair and contemplates the week that has just ended. "Sheesh! What a week!!" he says.
"MONDAY morning, my horoscope in the newspaper told me to go back to bed!
"TUESDAY, opportunity knocked while I was out back taking out the garbage.
On WEDNESDAY, my new bedroom set was diagnosed with Dutch-elm disease!
"THURSDAY, my phone rang three times with obscene bird calls for my parrot!
And FRIDAY! I had to pay the library an overdue fine for a book called, "How to Improve Your Memory!"
"And then on SATURDAY, something really exciting happened!! The doorbell rang and right there on my front porch was Ed McMahon with a giant mil…