Some years ago, a train stopped somewhere in southern Georgia to take on water for the engine… A man on the train saw a local old-timer leaning against the depot platform and he yelled to him: “Anybody around here enjoy religion?”

The old-timer on the platform shuffled his feet and then replied: “Them that has does!”

Now, wouldn’t you like to find that old fellow in southern Georgia and shake his hand? He made a major accomplishment with his answer. He spoke four words and made four grammatical errors! Isn’t that something? Four English mistakes in a four-work sentence! That takes talent!

However, it should be noted that though his English was terrible, his theology was terrific. Forget how he said it and remember what he said: The question was: “Anybody around here enjoy religion?” His…