Object: A big paddle that you can use for spanking.

Good morning, boys and girls. How many of you have ever done something that you feel really bad about? (Let them answer.) Are you sorry? (Let them answer.) Would you like to say that you are so sorry that you will never do it again? (Let them answer.) Have you ever done something so bad that you knew when you did it you would be spanked by your mom or dad if they found out about it? (Let them answer.)

I brought along something to show you. I am ready to spank anyone with this paddle who thinks they should be spanked for something or many things that they have done and have never been caught. How many of you think this is a good idea? You can stop worrying. This is it. I will give you one big spanking, and we will tell your folks that th…