A pastor was talking to his farmer friend, and he asked the farmer, “If you had one hundred horses, would you give me fifty?” The farmer said, “Certainly.”

The pastor asked, “If you had one hundred cows, would you give me fifty?” The farmer said, “Yes.”

Then the pastor asked, “If you had two pigs, would you give me one?” The farmer said, “Now cut that out, pastor, you know I have two pigs!”