Idiosyncrasies of English
Humor Illustration
by Johnny Dean

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

  1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
  2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
  3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
  4. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
  5. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
  6. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERE…
ChristianGlobe Humor, by Johnny Dean