Two men from the United States were riding on a train in Britain. English trains have compartments where six or seven people can be seated. In the compartment with these two men was a very distinguished looking gentleman. The two Americans were quietly discussing this gentleman between themselves.
In a very low tone one of them said, “I would wager money that he is the Archbishop of Canterbury.” The other man said, “I don’t think so. I’ll take that bet.” So the first man approached the gentleman and said, “Sir, would you mind telling us, are you the Archbishop of Canterbury?”
The man turned and said, “You mind your own blankety-blank business! What the blankety-blank difference does it make to you, you blankety-blank Yank?” And the first American turned to the other and said, “He won…