Some of you can relate to one unknown homemaker who wrote:

I don't do windows because . . .I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because . . .I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.) 

I don't disturb cobwebs because .. . I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because . .. I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't put things away because .. . my husband will never be able to find them again. 

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because . . . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because . . . I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press."

And finally: I don't pull weeds in the garden because . . . I don't want to get in God's way, He is an excellent designer!