It all started with Ol’ Zeke in some prehistoric dinosaur patch, foraging for food, having things pretty much his own way, and feeling a bit superior when his ape family relatives dropped in to visit on weekends. Then we are told mythically that the Lord God said, "It is not good that the man should be alone. I will make him a helper fit for him." And by whatever early beginning story you subscribe, the end-product was very much the same. Ol’ Zeke was no longer the only dude in the dinosaur patch, and man faced a disturbing discovery. His list of vowel sounds would have to be expanded. "I" no longer was going to cover all occasions. There was still "I" all right, but "Oh" in addition there was U ... and U ... and U. This called for a whole new strategy on the part of "I". Now that "I" no l…