It's amazing what we do with funny stories.  We apply them to whomever we wish.  For instance, you might hear one funny story with the legendary coach Bear Bryant as the primary actor.  When you hear it again, the primary actor may be Johnny Majors.  I heard a marvelous story sometime ago about Thomas Wheeler, Chief Executive Officer for the Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance Company in fact, he told the story on himself.  Lately I've been hearing it about President Clinton.  So the story goes with the new actor Bill Clinton in it.  He and his wife Hillary were driving through a city up east and noticed they were low on gas.  They pulled over at the first exit and came to a dumpy little gas station with one pump. 

There was just one attendant working at the place, and as he began to pump…