One day, Herman and Clara were riding along in their shiny new car. Clara spoke up and said, "You know, Herman, if it weren't for my money, we probably wouldn't have this wonderful new car." Herman just sat there and didn't say a word. As they pulled into their driveway, Herman turned off the engine. They quietly admired their beautiful home and Clara said, "You know, Herman, if it weren't for my money, we probably wouldn't have this house." Herman just sat there and didn't say a word.

That afternoon, a delivery truck pulled up in front of the house, and the men got out and proceeded to bring in a brand new piano. It was placed in the living room where its shiny finish caught the rays of the afternoon sun. "You know, Herman," said Clara once more, "if it weren't for my money, we probably …