The school bus was filled with children discussing various topics as children often do. Suddenly waxing serious, A.J. asked the group, "Where is heaven? I don't know."

The group gave it some serious thought, but none of them seemed willing to answer. However, as it always works with kids of any age, one young man rose to his feet, turned to A.J. and began to address the group in response to the question of the hour.

"That's easy," said Matthew. "The way you get to heaven is to go to the North Pole, put it in neutral and go straight up." (1)

Well, that's one way to get there I guess. Just so there's no misunderstanding, though, let me rephrase the question: How are you going to get into heaven once you get to the pearly gates?

Calvin of the popular cartoon strip Calvin and Hobbes, is ly…