Object: Tape measure and a scale (bathroom)

Good morning (evening) boys and girls. It has been good to talk over with you the questions that you have. There is one question that a lot of you ask and we have not talked over because I just have not known how to answer it. The question is, "How big is God?" How do you find out how big someone is when you want to know? If I wanted to know how big you were what would I do to find out? I know that you are not God but for the moment maybe it will help if I can get started by seeing how big you are and then maybe I can tell.

I need some volunteers to help me with my problem. (Select some children of various sizes both heighth-wise and also weight-wise). Oh, this group will be absolutely perfect for what I want to do. Now first of all I will see …