In a technological society, we often need instructions for using new products. But where do they find the people to write these instructions? Some instructions are hopelessly vague while others seem totally unnecessary to anyone with even minimal brain power. For example:

On a camera were these instructions: “This camera only works when there is film inside.” Well, duh! Big surprise there.

These thoughts were found on a package of airline peanuts: “Open packet and eat contents.” Do they really think we would try to eat the peanuts, foil wrapper and all?

On a chain saw was this wise advice: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.” Ooh, that hurts.

And finally, on a steering-wheel lock was this counsel: “Warning--remove lock before driving.” (1) Unless, of course, you plan on maki…