I remember seeing a cartoon depicting a church that had been built in close proximity to an active volcano. In the picture are the church, its sign ("The Church Next to the Active Volcano"), and two men standing in front of the church, one of whom is wearing a clergy shirt and appears to be speaking to the other man. The caption reads, "Of course, there is a high degree of risk being located here, but it lends a great sense of urgency to my preaching!"
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