Object: A baseball glove

Good morning, boys and girls. Baseball season will be starting soon. I've got my glove ready. One of the things I like about baseball is that some baseball players get nicknames. Like Lefty Gomez and Dizzy Dean- -two great old baseball stars.

Some nicknames are great. Others are not so great. I don't believe I would want to be called Goofy, like Mickey Mouse's friend. I certainly wouldn't wa…