Jeffrey Zaslow is an advice columnist much like ANN LANDERS and DEAR ABBY. Zaslow says he will consider any question. His readers know that, so they send him whatever oddball questions pop into their heads. Consider this letter which one woman wrote: "My husband is a very special man, and I would love to see his face on Mt. Rushmore. I know this is a big request, but how might I go about getting this idea in motion?" Signed, "His Biggest Fan."

For an answer, Zaslow called the folks in South Dakota who tend to Mount Rushmore. A spokeswoman didn't question or dismiss the qualifications of this woman's husband, but she did say the couple was out of luck: Mount Rushmore has no more carvable rock. "There's no way another head could be carved up there," the spokeswoman said. "I'm sorry."

So Za…