Wes Seeliger has given us a fresh definition of hell.

“Most people picture hell as a lake of fire, with the souls of the damned floating around, screaming in agony.  But here is another picture...close your eyes.  Visualize in your mind a large bowl of oatmeal.  Cold oatmeal.  With lots of lumps.  Now picture the atlantic as an ocean of oatmeal.  Put yourself in the middle of the oatmeal ocean…