A woman went to see a divorce lawyer. Frantically she told him, "I must have a divorce from my husband immediately!" The lawyer asked, "Do you have any grounds?" "Yes, about five acres." "I mean, do you have a grudge?" the lawyer questioned. "No, just a carport."
Then the lawyer asked, "Does he beat you up?" "No," the woman replied, "I get up before he does." Exasperated, the attorney demanded, "Madam, why do you want a divorce from your husband?"
"Because it is impossible to communicate with that man!"
Question: How well do we hear God's voice? This text is a call to get the earwax out of our ears, perhaps to get a hearing aid, cup our hand over our ears at least, and listen intently to what God is saying!
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