Object: A syringe, the bigger the needle the better, with something colored inside that we can call medicine

It’s a beautiful day, isn’t it, friends? You are my friends, aren’t you? That’s good. I’m sure glad that you’re my friends because I have something for you this morning that’s going to test our friendship. Look what I have here, friends. (Hold up big syringe)

Now, friends, I told you that it was a test of our friendship. Seriously, suppose I told you that ther…