Pastor Scott Hippler tells about a day when he was about 7 years old.  His grandmother had taken him and his cousin to the grocery store. On the way, his grandmother stopped at another store for a few minutes. Young Scott and his cousin stayed in the car. Scott Hippler blames his grandmother for what happened next. She was gone longer that she had said she would be.

Back then, he remembers, they put prizes in laundry detergent boxes as an incentive for people to buy those detergents. His grandmother always bought everything in bulk so there were two giant boxes of laundry detergent in the car. On top of that, Scott had discovered that, in grandmother’s car, you could pop the ashtrays out of the doors in the back seat. When you did that and looked down into where the ashtrays had been, you…